Bad MS Paint Redraw

Redraw the attached image in the most clumsy, scribbly, and utterly pathetic way possible. Use a {argument name="background color" default="white"} background, and make it look like it was drawn in {argument name="drawing software" default="MS Paint"} with a mouse. It should be vaguely similar but also not really, kind of matching but also off in a confusing, awkward way, with that low-quality pixel-by-pixel feel that really emphasizes how ridiculously bad it is. Actually, you know what, whatever, just draw it however you want.