Comedic Cat VTuber Parody Prompt

Style: hyper-comedic, dramatic soap-opera parody, fast cuts, exaggerated reactions, anime-realism hybrid, vibrant lighting, TikTok UI overlays, chaotic energy Scene 1 (0–1s) Interior, messy bedroom. A white tiger in loose pajamas slurps instant noodles at a cluttered desk, eyes glued to a glowing monitor. SFX: slurp slurp White Tiger (muttering): “Let’s see what this stream is about...” Scene 2 (1–2s) Screen view: A beautiful white cat high school girl with a pink bob wig and sailor uniform dances energetically to upbeat J-pop style music. Floating comments and donations flood the screen. Chat overlay: “SO CUTE!!!” “1000 YEN!!!” “Marry me!!!” Scene 3 (2–3s) Close-up: Donation pops up “¥1000”. The white cat’s eyes sparkle, she jumps higher, dancing more enthusiastically. White Cat (cheerful): “Thank you for the donation~!!” Scene 4 (3–4s) She spins wildly, accidentally knocks the phone. SFX: THUD Filter glitches. Screen flickers. Scene 5 (4–5s) The filter abruptly turns off. The “cute white cat girl” is revealed as a tired old gray cat with stubble, still wearing the wig and uniform. Dead silence. Scene 6 (5–6.5s) Close-up: Old gray cat freezes, sweating. Old Gray Cat (panicking): “Wait! This is—uh—an old-age filter! Yeah! Just a filter!” Scene 7 (6.5–8s) Cut to white tiger. Noodles shoot out of his mouth in slow motion. SFX: SPPPPT!!! White Tiger (shocked): “WHAT THE—?!” Scene 8 (8–10s) The tiger stands up in rage, fist trembling, then smashes the monitor. SFX: CRASH!!! White Tiger (furious): “I DONATED FOR THIS?!” Scene 9 (10–12s) Back to stream POV. Viewer count rapidly drops: 3000 → 1200 → 200 → 20 → 3 Chat overlay: “UNSUB.” “SCAM???” “BRO…” Scene 10 (12–15s) Close-up: Old gray cat staring at the screen. His expression shifts from shock to defeated sigh. Old Gray Cat (quiet, exhausted): “...It was going so well.” End Frame Frozen frame on “3 followers” with dramatic soap-opera zoom-in and echo effect