Clumsy MS Paint Style Redraw

Please redraw the attached image to be as clumsy, doodle-like, and completely pathetic as possible. Make the background white and give it the feel of being drawn with a mouse in MS Paint. It should vaguely resemble the original image but not really. It should look somewhat similar but be different in some way, creating a confusing and awkward feeling. Ensure each pixel is coarse, emphasizing how ridiculously poorly it is made. Well, whatever. Just draw it however you like.