Social Media Meme Cover

Draw a {argument name="platform" default="Douyin"} short video cover. Large title text fills the left half of the screen: "{argument name="title" default="I'm in the Emotion Factory AI creating meme images; laughing so hard colleagues called the police"}". On the right side, the host with an {argument name="expression" default="exaggerated close-up photo laughing to tears"}. In the bottom left, the number of likes is {argument name="likes" default="3.28 million"}. In the bottom right, the hashtags are "# AI Shenanigans # Dying of Laughter."