Two-Panel Tech Meme Comic

{ "type": "two-panel meme comic", "layout": { "structure": "vertical split with black divider bars containing white text", "top_header_text": "{argument name=\"top panel header\" default=\"MEANWHILE...\"}", "middle_divider_text": "{argument name=\"bottom panel header\" default=\"USERS AFTER A WEEK OF CRYPTIC VAGUE-POSTING:\"}" }, "panels": [ { "position": "top", "setting": "bright office environment", "character": "smug man with a beard, wearing a black hoodie with 'OpenAI' text, eyes closed, smiling, holding a black mug with the OpenAI logo and rising steam", "ui_elements": { "count": 2, "items": [ "Tweet mockup: Profile 'OpenAI Employee' with verified checkmark, handle '@openai', text '{argument name=\"tweet text\" default=\"feeling codexy today 😎\"}', date '4:41 PM · Apr 16, 2026'", "Notification mockup: Dark theme, orange lightning bolt icon, text 'ANTHROPIC Releases Opus 4.7 3:00 PM BST'" ] }, "sticky_notes": { "count": 3, "items": [ "Yellow note: 'big week soon™'", "Light blue note: 'can't say much... ;)'", "Pink note: 'stay tuned!'" ] } }, { "position": "bottom", "setting": "dark, cobweb-filled room at a messy desk", "character": "skeleton wearing a dark hoodie with '{argument name=\"skeleton hoodie text\" default=\"REFRESH ADDICT\"}', resting its skull on its bony hand in despair", "desk_objects": { "count": 6, "items": [ "Computer monitor displaying the X (Twitter) dark mode interface", "Black mug with text 'C'MON OPENAI'", "Smartphone screen showing '11:59:59 refreshing...' with a loading spinner", "Digital clock displaying red text '12:00:01 AM'", "3 energy drink cans", "Scattered crumpled paper balls" ] }, "sticky_notes_and_signs": { "count": 4, "items": [ "Yellow note (left): 'Day 7 still no news...'", "Green note (on monitor): 'stop vague posting and DROP SOMETHING AMAZING!'", "Pink note (right): '{argument name=\"user complaint note\" default=\"just release SPUD or the Codex super app already!\"}'", "Cardboard sign (far right): 'MAKE SOMETHING AMAZING. PLEASE.'" ] } } ] }