Viking in Modern America Comedy

A stressed young corporate woman leaving work late encounters a confused Viking warrior who has somehow appeared in modern-day America, then becomes his reluctant guide to fast food, shot as a cinematic fish-out-of-water buddy comedy with realistic nighttime photography and energetic multi-angle camera work. 0-4 seconds: Smooth backward tracking shot on a rainy downtown sidewalk. A 26-year-old woman in a beige trench coat, office clothes and white sneakers walks toward camera carrying a laptop bag and coffee. Woman: "I swear, if one more thing happens tonight..." 4-7 seconds: Sudden whip-pan toward an alley as a violent blue-white flash erupts. Trash bags flutter outward from the shockwave. A huge Viking warrior with braided blond hair, fur cloak, leather armor and round wooden shield stumbles into the street coughing through smoke. Viking: "MIDGARD?!" 7-11 seconds: Medium handheld reaction shot. The woman freezes. The Viking raises his axe suspiciously, then spots her coffee cup. Woman: "Please tell me you're filming a commercial." Viking: "What potion is that?" 11-15 seconds: Tight insert shot. She cautiously hands him the coffee. He takes one heroic gulp, immediately recoils from the heat, spraying coffee sideways. Viking: "THE CUP ATTACKS!" Woman bursts out laughing. 15-19 seconds: Side-mounted tracking shot from outside her small car as the enormous Viking squeezes awkwardly into the passenger seat, shield wedged against the roof. Woman: "I'm taking you somewhere civilized." Viking: "To your king?" Woman: "Wendy's." 19-23 seconds: Drive-thru POV from inside the car. Viking leans toward the speaker box. Speaker: "Welcome, what can I get started for you?" Viking, terrified: "THE WALL SPEAKS!" 23-27 seconds: Fast dolly-in inside the restaurant. Viking stares reverently at an enormous cheeseburger, slowly lifts it with both hands, takes a bite and becomes emotional. Viking: "Your people possess great wisdom." 27-30 seconds: Exterior crane pull-back. They sit on the hood of the parked car beneath glowing restaurant signage, Viking drinking a giant soda through a straw while holding his axe. Woman: "So... where exactly are you staying?" Viking: "Your couch." Additional Notes: Keep the woman’s trench coat, office clothes and appearance identical throughout. Viking always retains braided blond hair, fur cloak, armor, shield and axe. Treat the Viking and props with realistic physical weight. Modern people react naturally in the background without turning the scene into chaos. Rain remains visible throughout exterior shots. Comedy comes from sincere performances rather than exaggerated cartoon acting. Photorealistic cinematic realism, believable skin, natural motion blur, realistic reflections and fabric physics. No subtitles.